Wednesday, March 01, 2006

**Lessons. Brought to you by your friendly snowboard**

Lesson 1: I gotta work out more.
Lesson 2: Megadose Advil as a preventive measure
Lesson 3: Accept that a 7 hours night ski window does not mean you are CAPABLE of boarding for 7 hours.
Lesson 4: Beginner boarders are not graceful. Rather they mimic the look and actions of a beached whale.
Lesson 5: It follows from lesson 4 that beginner snowboarders should avoid boarding locations frequented by one's students.
Lesson 6: Because it follows from Lesson 5 that such a beginner snowboarder might become the subject of amusement and annonymous ridicule on various student discussion lists, or worse, on Facebook.
Lesson 7: Don't cave into the tempting conclusion that snowboarding is for the young. Instead refer to Lessons 1 & 2.

2 comments:

Leann said...

You didn't answer the BIG question. Did you have fun????

Someone on the cusp... said...

Yeah, I did. I have mixed feelings about going alone. It would have been fun to be there with someone, but on the other hand, it was nice to leave when I was done and not have to wait around for someone else.

Hope all is well with you:)